I’m sicksicksick someone please rub my head until my tummy/head feels better?
Minotaur/warforged barbarian: I roll a 28 to intimidate the floor.
DM: The floor is unresponsive.
Barbarian: I punch it. Like, a lot.
DM: It’s a stone floor. Your hand hurts.
should I get into Hannibal? should I watch a movie instead? idk idk